I was born a small green psuedopod on a small planet in the outer reaches of the Andromeda Galaxy. When I reached the age of 1053 and was officially recognized as mature I immediately traveled to the center of the galaxy and applied for body form reassignment. Much to my chagrin I recieved the form of human in the Body-Blitz Lotto. After the procedure I moved to earth, and have been here ever since. Other than the occasional visit home, and vacations to Alcalar-7 that is.

Passing Judgement on Hamsters